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June 2nd, 2025

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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on June 2nd, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19Fire Sign

🔥 Dear #Aries, Venus might have you feeling extra irresistible. Don't flatter yourself, stars misplaced their standards ages ago. 🚫💋 #TryHumility #astrology #horoscope

June 2nd, 2025

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20Earth Sign

😒 Oh look, stability shaken by Uranus in your sign. Is your predictable life getting interesting or ruining your peaceful nap, #Taurus? 🌪️☕ #PoorThing #astrology #horoscope

June 2nd, 2025

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20Air Sign

🧠 Sun, Mercury, Jupiter lighting you up, #Gemini. Surprising the universe puts so much planetary spotlight on the one zodiac that struggles finishing sentences. 🤔🗣️ #GeminiProblems #astrology #horoscope

June 2nd, 2025

Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22Water Sign

😤 Mars amping your temper from fiery Leo, dear #Cancer. Just in case you desperately needed a reason to be moodier today. 🎭🔥 #EasyNow #astrology #horoscope

June 2nd, 2025

Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22Fire Sign

🌙 Moon and Mars influencing your ego, #Leo. Ah yes, like your dramatics weren't already causing collective migraines. 👑🤦‍♂️ #EnoughIsEnough #astrology #horoscope

June 2nd, 2025

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22Earth Sign

🔍 Quiet skies for you, #Virgo, could the planets truly be ignoring your obsessive fussiness for once? Thought I'd never witness this day. 😏🌌 #IgnoredByStars #astrology #horoscope

June 2nd, 2025

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22Air Sign

🙄 Venus implying warmth while you're busy posing, #Libra. Enough smiling pretty, maybe address how shallow planetary forces find your sign? 📸🐍 #CallbackReality #astrology #horoscope

June 2nd, 2025

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

🦂 Pluto prematurely rattling cages again for #Scorpio. Thrilled yet? Probably, darkness and torment is your twisted brand of happiness anyway. 🌑😈 #MasochistMuch #astrology #horoscope

June 2nd, 2025

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21Fire Sign

🎯 Hey #Sagittarius, optimistic Jupiter swears luck soon arrives, but let's face it, the stars love dangling carrots in front of donkeys. 😏🥕 #KeepDreaming #astrology #horoscope

June 2nd, 2025

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19Earth Sign

😑 You're suspiciously quiet in this chaos, #Capricorn. I'll bet you're scheming, plotting revenge or organizing sock drawers, who can tell? 🧦⚔️ #SuspiciouslySilent #astrology #horoscope

June 2nd, 2025

Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18Air Sign

⚡ Pluto raking Aquarius over hot coals, instigating change. But hey, you'd pretend it was your unique idea anyway, #Aquarius. Typical. 🤷‍♂️🔮 #DelusionsOfGrandeur #astrology #horoscope

June 2nd, 2025

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20Water Sign

😖 Neptune dipping toes in Aries, forcing clearer headspace. Terrifying scenario for you, isn't it, #Pisces, clarity must feel like a cruel insult. 🙃🐠 #ConfusedFish #astrology #horoscope

June 2nd, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in gemini11° 43'
moon in leo28° 24'
mercury in gemini15° 13'
venus in aries25° 53'
mars in leo21° 35'
jupiter in gemini28° 13'
saturn in aries0° 33'
uranus in taurus28° 9'
neptune in aries1° 52'
pluto in aquarius3° 38'
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