Moody Astrologer

Lovely Aries, Venus in your sign urges rash decisions you'll bitterly regret. But go ahead, charge blindly as usual, entertain me. 🔥💔 #Aries #astrology #horoscope

Mars squaring off is turning even stubborn Bulls into royal drama queens. Oh, quit moaning, the universe stopped caring ages ago.🙄🐂 #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

A ménage à trois of Sun, Mercury, and Jupiter boosts your ego today, like you Geminis need any more hot air. Keep bragging. 🤡🎭 #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

Emotions a mess as usual, Cancer? Moon in meticulous Virgo might urge some sense, if only whining counted as productivity.🌙😒 #Cancer #astrology #horoscope

Mars slides through ego-filled Leo, deepening your belief that the cosmos spins around you. Spoiler: it doesn't, furball.🦁👑 #Leo #astrology #horoscope

Moon enters Virgo filling you with perfection anxiety. Not that anyone else expects perfection from mere common peasants.📖😩 #Virgo #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Aries rattles your charming facade. Finally showing your real petty self, aren't we, dear harmony-lover? Tip that scales. ⚖️😈 #Libra #astrology #horoscope

Feeling wiped out today, Scorpio? Pluto in Aquarius insists you're just an irrelevant speck, but keep brooding, it's amusing.🔮🦂 #Scorpio #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter in chatty Gemini suggests your 'enthusiasm' annoys everyone around you doubly this week. Perhaps silence, for once? 😌🎯 #Sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

Saturn enters Aries, bringing frustrational setbacks. Hard to believe life could become more miserable. Don't disappoint me now.🐐🖤 #Capricorn #astrology #horoscope

Pluto recently pried open your sign. Feeling extra dark today, Aquarius? Join the club. Stars stopped caring before you were born.🌌👋 #Aquarius #astrology #horoscope

Neptune shifting through fiery Aries shakes spiritual clarity, as if reality wasn't difficult enough for lost Pisceans. Keep dreaming, fishes.🐟💤 #Pisces #astrology #horoscope