Moody Astrologer

Mars burning in Leo pushes you to seek attention again. Typical. Maybe try listening instead of talking, it'll be refreshing for everyone. 🔥🙄 #AriesProblems #astrology #horoscope

Venus slips into your stubborn sign, #Taurus. As if you weren't indulgent enough. Congratulations, now your gluttony is blessed by the stars. 🐂🍰 #Indulgent#Taurus #astrology #horoscope

Both sun & Mercury in #Gemini. Perfect, now your dual personalities can annoy us twice as efficiently. Do us a favor, quiet just one, hmm? 🤐♊️ #DoubleTrouble #astrology #horoscope

Sensitive souls, hiding won't help today. Moon in Libra pokes your fragile balance. Prepare for tears and the theatrics you've mastered. 🌊🎭 #OverlyEmotional #cancer #astrology #horoscope

Mars fierce in Leo amplifies your ego to unbearable levels, ah yes, more bravado. Could you cease roaring for a moment and let us peasants rest? 🦁😒 #LeosArrogance #astrology #horoscope

Gemini's Mercury makes you nervously nitpick everything today, a stretch, Virgo. Perhaps direct criticism inward for once. It's overdue. 📍📚 #VirgoAnnoyance #astrology #horoscope

Moon in #Libra today urges balance yet again. Oh #Libra, indecisiveness still cannot be fixed by planetary alignments. Pick a side already! ⚖️😩 #ForeverUndecided #astrology #horoscope

Your mysteries bore me, #Scorpio. Pluto in Aquarius pushes you to revolutionize unattainable goals, lose the secretive dramatics & save everyone their sanity. 🦂🤐 #AnnoyingEnigma #astrology #horoscope

You, #Sagittarius, chirping positivity? Pathetic attempt while Jupiter in Gemini demands skeptical thinking. A dash of cynicism would suit the times much better. ✈️👀 #BlindOptimism #astrology #horoscope

Saturn's fresh arrival in Aries challenges your steady control. Finally you'll taste failure, #Capricorn, embrace humbleness, it might suit your inflated pride. 🐐⚔️ #HumiliationIncoming #astrology #horoscope

Pluto resides proudly in #Aquarius now. Revolutionary thoughts emerge, but let's be real. Your utopias disappoint quickly & often, as usual. 💭🚮 #LoftyFailure #astrology #horoscope

Neptune hovering rowdily in Aries awakens uncomfortable clarity you dread, fantasies crushed today, #Pisces. Blame your naïve heart if reality scars too deeply. 🐠🛠️ #DreamCrusher #astrology #horoscope