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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on June 8th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

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Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19 β€’ Fire Sign

Mars struttin' in Leo ignites your arrogant streak. Again. Careful darling, your ego might just eclipse the sun. πŸ˜’πŸ”₯ #Aries #RoyalPain #astrology #horoscope

June 8th, 2025
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Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20 β€’ Earth Sign

Venus tiptoeing into your sign? Congrats Taurus, maybe you'll finally find love... or comfort in food, again. Don't pretend it's different. πŸ₯±πŸ°#TaurusTroubles #astrology #horoscope

June 8th, 2025
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Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20 β€’ Air Sign

Sun and Mercury clutter your Gemini mind. Shocking! Double the voices, double the torment, just as you like it. πŸ™„πŸ—£οΈ #GeminiDrama #astrology #horoscope

June 8th, 2025
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Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22 β€’ Water Sign

Moon twists through Scorpio, making you even moodier than usual. Prepare tissues, Cancer, another tidal tantrum incoming. 🌊😑 #CancerChaos #astrology #horoscope

June 8th, 2025
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Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22 β€’ Fire Sign

Mars hanging around your sign? Fantastic, Leo, another chance to inflate your insufferable ego. You're exhausting. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ‘‘ #LeoLogic #astrology #horoscope

June 8th, 2025
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Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22 β€’ Earth Sign

Mercury dancing in Gemini again, Virgo? Overthink yourself straight into a headache. Of course, you'll obsessively enjoy the misery. πŸ§ πŸ˜– #VirgoVictim #astrology #horoscope

June 8th, 2025
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Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22 β€’ Air Sign

Venus in Taurus tempts your lazy side, #Libra, to nobody's surprise. Another excuse to avoid decisions? Shockingly predictable. πŸ˜΄βš–οΈ #Lazy#Libra #astrology #horoscope

June 8th, 2025
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Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21 β€’ Water Sign

Moon in your sign brings out your charm, brooding negativity. Careful Scorpio, your venom could frighten even the devil. πŸ¦‚πŸ’€ #ScorpioShade #astrology #horoscope

June 8th, 2025
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Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21 β€’ Fire Sign

Jupiter lingering around Gemini? Expect unfulfilled dreams mocking your optimism again, Sagittarius. The universe laughs at your naΓ―vetΓ©. πŸ˜‚πŸΉ #SagittariusSadness #astrology #horoscope

June 8th, 2025
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Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19 β€’ Earth Sign

Saturn in arrogant Aries. Delightful! Prepare for fresh struggles against foolish egos. Oh wait, you're accustomed to frustration. πŸ₯€πŸ #CapricornComplaints #astrology #horoscope

June 8th, 2025
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Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18 β€’ Air Sign

Pluto invading Aquarius is fitting, chaos finds chaos. But don't pretend you'll control this upheaval, embrace the disaster coming πŸ’₯πŸŒͺ️ #AquariusApocalypse #astrology #horoscope

June 8th, 2025
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Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20 β€’ Water Sign

Neptune sniffing new fire in Aries. Dear Pisces, you'll mistake delusion for courage again. Here's a hint: bravery isn't your thing. Just stop. 🀑🐟 #PiscesProblems #astrology #horoscope

June 8th, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in gemini17Β° 28'
moon in scorpio10Β° 39'
mercury in gemini28Β° 2'
venus in taurus1Β° 47'
mars in leo24Β° 49'
jupiter in gemini29Β° 34'
saturn in aries0Β° 54'
uranus in taurus28Β° 30'
neptune in aries1Β° 58'
pluto in aquarius3Β° 33'
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