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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on June 18th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

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Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19 β€’ Fire Sign

#Aries, Mars entering Virgo just makes you extra picky and rude today. Turns out nitpicking everyone's flaws won't fix your tragic life! πŸ”₯πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ #CantFixStupid #astrology #horoscope

June 18th, 2025
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Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20 β€’ Earth Sign

#Taurus, Venus whispers sweet promises, but Uranus lurking at your doorstep means surprises ahead. Try not to cry when stability goes bye-bye! πŸ˜’πŸ“‰ #RuinedExpectations #astrology #horoscope

June 18th, 2025
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Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20 β€’ Air Sign

Enjoy multitasking chaos, #Gemini? Mercury in touchy Cancer says your clever banter cuts deeper today. Charming your way out won't fix emotional messes! πŸ™„πŸŒͺ️ #TooLate #astrology #horoscope

June 18th, 2025
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Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22 β€’ Water Sign

Well #Cancer, Jupiter thinks fortune favors you today. Too bad you're a moody disaster ruining every positive vibe. Crying is not a personality trait. 😭🎻 #EmotionalWreck #astrology #horoscope

June 18th, 2025
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Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22 β€’ Fire Sign

News flash, #Leo, ego does not equal respect! With Mars switching signs make sure aggression doesn't burn last of your admirers. Pride tastes bitter going down. πŸ¦πŸ™ƒ #HumblePie #astrology #horoscope

June 18th, 2025
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Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22 β€’ Earth Sign

Mars has stormed into your territory #Virgo. Prepare to fuss impulsively over what others ignore. Cleaning the messes of idiots suits you well. 😀🧹 #ForeverAnnoyed #astrology #horoscope

June 18th, 2025
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Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22 β€’ Air Sign

#Libra, a delusional idea of balance won't save your indecisiveness. Mercury in emotional Cancer makes inner peace impossible. Enjoy choosing absolutely nothing again! πŸ˜‚βš–οΈ #PatheticParalysis #astrology #horoscope

June 18th, 2025
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Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21 β€’ Water Sign

Sensitive aren't we today, #Scorpio? Moon swimming in Pisces drags up all your brooding insecurities. Let suspicion thrive, loneliness suits you indeed. πŸŒ˜πŸ¦‚ #ForeverHeroicVictim #astrology #horoscope

June 18th, 2025
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Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21 β€’ Fire Sign

Aimlessly chasing shiny things again #Sagittarius? Venus prompts sensory indulgence, but don't blame me when shallow attractions crash spectacularly.πŸ˜πŸ”­ #ZeroCommitment #astrology #horoscope

June 18th, 2025
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Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19 β€’ Earth Sign

Ambition beckons, #Capricorn, too bad emotional confusion from Mercury’s tears in Cancer sabotages clarity. Feeling helpless isn't your thing, is it? πŸ₯±πŸ” #ControlFreakDisaster #astrology #horoscope

June 18th, 2025
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Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18 β€’ Air Sign

Welcome another pointless existential crisis, #Aquarius. Pluto whispers change, Mars orders structure. You're still running circles of rebellious indecision. πŸ˜‚β™’οΈ #ConsistentFailure #astrology #horoscope

June 18th, 2025
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Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20 β€’ Water Sign

#Pisces. Swimming helpless in Moon-triggered nostalgia today? Remembering mistakes won't erase them, embrace your weakness gracefully or suffer eternally. πŸ₯€πŸ  #EternalMartyr #astrology #horoscope

June 18th, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in gemini27Β° 1'
moon in pisces16Β° 44'
mercury in cancer16Β° 49'
venus in taurus12Β° 3'
mars in virgo0Β° 21'
jupiter in cancer1Β° 50'
saturn in aries1Β° 24'
uranus in taurus29Β° 3'
neptune in aries2Β° 5'
pluto in aquarius3Β° 23'
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