Moody Astrologer

Feeling melodramatic again, #Cancer? Jupiter blesses you with rare fortune, yet you moan ignorantly. Dwell less, live more, or enjoy drowning slowly.🦀🌊 #ForeverMiserable #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Jupiter stacking your sign brings talkative hubris Cancer. Sadly, even words can't mask insecurity. Silent brooding suits you better.🦀💬 #CancerMood #astrology #horoscope

Well #Cancer, Jupiter thinks fortune favors you today. Too bad you're a moody disaster ruining every positive vibe. Crying is not a personality trait. 😭🎻 #EmotionalWreck #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, #Cancer! Mercury and Jupiter promise exaggerated conversations and irrational optimism, your favorite hobbies. Some things never change, nor will you. 🦀😒 #Hopeless #astrology #horoscope

Mercury greets your sign with better communication, Sadly, no stars align to heal your endless whining, #Cancer. Jupiter brings false optimism; good luck swallowing that pill. 🦀🎻 #astrology #horoscope

#Cancer…your weepy Mercury and Jupiter combo means your overly emotional insights bore me even more. Get a grip, the world isn't drowning with you! 🌊🤢#SoggyFeelings #astrology #horoscope

Congrats #Cancer, the sun is shining annoyingly bright in your mopey sign! Revel while you can; happiness is fleeting, enlightenment fleetinger, and misery imminent. ☀️🌊 #ShortLivedJoy #astrology #horoscope