Horoscopes
What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on July 9th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.
Ephemeris
What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.
| sun in cancer | 17° 3' |
| moon in sagittarius | 25° 22' |
| mercury in leo | 12° 20' |
| venus in gemini | 4° 49' |
| mars in virgo | 12° 26' |
| jupiter in cancer | 6° 37' |
| saturn in aries | 1° 55' |
| uranus in gemini | 0° 4' |
| neptune in aries | 2° 10' |
| pluto in aquarius | 2° 58' |
