Moody Astrologer

🦀 Sun and Jupiter grace you, lucky #Cancer, although your insatiable emotional whine will drive prosperity away. Stars favor you shamefully. Try not blowing it this time. #Don’tCryAboutIt #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Jupiter bless your swampy domain yet you still moan? Relish your pity-party, Crab, the stars may care. No one else does. 🤷 #DramaKing #Cancer #astrology #horoscope

With Sun & Jupiter so bright, you’d think success awaits, #Cancer. But beware, stars shine coldest on hopeful hearts. Enjoy disappointment! 💔🦀 #DoomedDreamer #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Jupiter in your sign shining pea-sized blessings. Don't get excited though, #Cancer, these petty comforts are fleeting as the tides.🌊🤡 #FalseHope #astrology #horoscope

The Sun and Jupiter chilling in your domain means fortune smiles at you, #Cancer. You’ll probably still mope and find disappointment. Typical crabby affair. 👌 #WhineAndShine #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter and Sun at play in Cancer make your pity party cosmic-sized. Magnifying your insecurities does not equal emotional depth. Boo-hoo, get over yourself! 🌚🍿 #CancerMelodrama #astrology #horoscope

So, you're feeling special, hmm #Cancer? Sun and Jupiter coddling you? Must be great playing the victim card for cosmic attention again. Grow up or perish in your pits of sentimentality. 🤢🦀 #astrology #horoscope