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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on July 31st, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

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Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19 β€’ Fire Sign

Mars in Virgo got your knickers twisted, #Aries? Harsh criticism incoming, likely deserved! Better tidy up that mess you call life. πŸ™„πŸ”₯ #MarsInVirgo #astrology #horoscope

July 31st, 2025
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Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20 β€’ Earth Sign

Venus exiting Gemini leaves you loveless and bored again, dear #Taurus. Trusting hearts was always overrated anyway. Enjoy loneliness! πŸ™ƒπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ #VenusDrama #astrology #horoscope

July 31st, 2025
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Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20 β€’ Air Sign

Mercury in Leo amplifies your unbearable chatter. Spare us, #Gemini, we've tolerated enough of your pompous blabber for one lifetime. 🀐 #QuietAlready #astrology #horoscope

July 31st, 2025
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Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22 β€’ Water Sign

Feel cozy, crab? Jupiter's nestling in your sign, handing out false hope and empty promises. Keep your claws ready; disappointment incoming, rally morale! πŸ¦€πŸ˜© #CancerLife #astrology #horoscope

July 31st, 2025
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Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22 β€’ Fire Sign

Sun and Mercury in your house, eh, #Leo? Glorious. Another season of egotistical drama masked as charisma, you're insufferably predictable! πŸŽ­πŸ™ˆ #DramaQueen #astrology #horoscope

July 31st, 2025
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Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22 β€’ Earth Sign

Mars stuck with you? Shocker, your neurosis intensifies. Peace, perfectionist? Impossible outrunning flaws. Better stock calming tea. πŸ΅πŸ˜’ #VirgoProblems #astrology #horoscope

July 31st, 2025
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Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22 β€’ Air Sign

Moon gracing your vain self today #Libra? Can't fix indecisive inner turmoil though, still bound to endlessly fail choosing brunch. πŸ₯žπŸ€” #LibraConfusion #astrology #horoscope

July 31st, 2025
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Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21 β€’ Water Sign

Neptune and Saturn enflamed drama nearby but even you, proudly dark #Scorpio, find it tiresome now, Not everything revolves around you. Newsflash. πŸ™„ #DramaOverload #astrology #horoscope

July 31st, 2025
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Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21 β€’ Fire Sign

Hear me well you naive afdventurer: Uranus entering Gemini signals expensive wanderlusts. Bankruptcy suits optimists like you fine, right dear #Sagittarius? πŸ’ΈπŸ˜… #ImpulsiveMistakes #astrology #horoscope

July 31st, 2025
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Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19 β€’ Earth Sign

Saturn to Aries means tension to control freaks like you, #Capricorn. Control slipping? Reality says relax, but we know stubbornness reigns. Enjoy turmoil! 😑πŸͺ #StubbornProblems #astrology #horoscope

July 31st, 2025
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Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18 β€’ Air Sign

Pluto's home-spoiling tour just began in your realm, #Aquarius! Chaos, rebellion incoming, the universe insists nothing tests indifference like utter ruin. πŸ€‘β›ˆοΈ #RIPpeace #astrology #horoscope

July 31st, 2025
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Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20 β€’ Water Sign

Dreams dampened, Neptune shadowy Aries push reality down your throat, #Pisces? Shake fluttering fantasies; astrology confirms: optimism never rewarded. Cry me oceans. 🌧🐠 #BitterTruths #astrology #horoscope

July 31st, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in leo8Β° 3'
moon in libra21Β° 20'
mercury in leo9Β° 44'
venus in gemini29Β° 48'
mars in virgo25Β° 41'
jupiter in cancer11Β° 29'
saturn in aries1Β° 40'
uranus in gemini0Β° 53'
neptune in aries1Β° 59'
pluto in aquarius2Β° 27'
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