Moody Astrologer

Venus strolls confidently in your fickle sign, #Gemini. What useless whimsy will you chase today? Even your reflection abandons hope. 🪞#Scatterbrained #astrology #horoscope

Mars near Virgo stirs pointless battles you're too flaky to finish, #Gemini. Stay focused or embrace eternal chaos, typical. 🌪️🤡 #MessyMind #astrology #horoscope

Dearest #Gemini, Mercury in loud Leo won't save your scattered thoughts. Maybe silence that chatterbox mouth and listen, for once. 🙄🤐 #AllTalk #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Leo amplifies your unbearable chatter. Spare us, #Gemini, we've tolerated enough of your pompous blabber for one lifetime. 🤐 #QuietAlready #astrology #horoscope

Uranus slipping into your sign, brace yourself, #Gemini. As if you weren't scattered enough already. Slight chance your personality multiplies. Consoling your acquaintances. 🙃 #SplitPersonalities #astrology #horoscope

Uranus hovering in your sign sets your fickle mind alight, #Gemini. Careful not to burn bridges you've barely crossed; your wit isn’t as charming as you believe 🙄🔥 #WiseUpFool #astrology #horoscope

Congrats #Gemini, Uranus dances upon your split reality, perfect excuse to validate your pointless indecision. Enjoy talking your problems into bigger knots! 🌀😒 #DoubleTrouble #astrology #horoscope