Moody Astrologer

So, #Aries, Saturn slithers into your realm to remind you hardship shapes those thick skulls of yours. Enjoy digging holes you'll inevitably fall into. 🪦💢 #KarmaBites #astrology #horoscope

#Taurus, stubbornness won't shield you now. Mercury's roaring pride in Leo brings news, but I doubt you'll understand the big words anyway. 📢🤦‍♂️ #IgnoranceBliss #astrology #horoscope

Congrats #Gemini, Uranus dances upon your split reality, perfect excuse to validate your pointless indecision. Enjoy talking your problems into bigger knots! 🌀😒 #DoubleTrouble #astrology #horoscope

Lovely, sensitive #Cancer. Venus and Jupiter hold your claws for now; don't choke on that optimism, I know you'll be melodramatic regardless. ☺️🦀 #WaterworksIncoming #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Mercury in your territory inflate your ego further, #Leo, shocker! Embrace narcissism before reality smacks the shine off your golden crown. 👑🌞 #ArroganceOverload #astrology #horoscope

Mars charges through #Virgo terrain, finally a sign of passion?! Please. Don't overthink this small breath of fire before extinguishing it yourself. 🔥🙄 #MissedOpportunities #astrology #horoscope

Balanced, courteous #Libra, decked in illusions of fairness, as always incapable of making real decisions. Tonight even Neptune mocks your naïveté. 🎭⚖️ #IllusionsGalore #astrology #horoscope

Petty grievances suit you, moody #Scorpio. With Moon encouraging your secretive broodings, let paranoia guide you. Grovel deeper in shadows where you belong. 🌘🐍 #SuspiciousMuch #astrology #horoscope

Hey adventurous #Sagittarius, aiming your arrows blindly again? Typical. Mars screams frustration today; try aiming your bravado somewhere useful, clown. 🎯😤 #AimlessAmbitions #astrology #horoscope

#Capricorn, shouldering responsibilites you're far too mediocre to handle? Let Pluto upheaval explode this counterfeit ambition. Enjoy the ruin. 💣🐐 #RealityCheck #astrology #horoscope

Pluto visits your sorry sign, #Aquarius. Rebellion easier when heroic attitude masks insecurity, isn't it? Prepare, stars couldn't care less anyway. 🚫🪐 #FakeRevolution #astrology #horoscope

Dearest deluded #Pisces, emotional chaos fueled by Venus now sweeps your fragile sphere, ready to weep buckets yet again over nothing at all? Pathetic. 💔🐟 #MakeItStop #astrology #horoscope