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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on August 3rd, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

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Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19 β€’ Fire Sign

So, #Aries, Saturn slithers into your realm to remind you hardship shapes those thick skulls of yours. Enjoy digging holes you'll inevitably fall into. πŸͺ¦πŸ’’ #KarmaBites #astrology #horoscope

August 3rd, 2025
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Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20 β€’ Earth Sign

#Taurus, stubbornness won't shield you now. Mercury's roaring pride in Leo brings news, but I doubt you'll understand the big words anyway. πŸ“’πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ #IgnoranceBliss #astrology #horoscope

August 3rd, 2025
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Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20 β€’ Air Sign

Congrats #Gemini, Uranus dances upon your split reality, perfect excuse to validate your pointless indecision. Enjoy talking your problems into bigger knots! πŸŒ€πŸ˜’ #DoubleTrouble #astrology #horoscope

August 3rd, 2025
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Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22 β€’ Water Sign

Lovely, sensitive #Cancer. Venus and Jupiter hold your claws for now; don't choke on that optimism, I know you'll be melodramatic regardless. β˜ΊοΈπŸ¦€ #WaterworksIncoming #astrology #horoscope

August 3rd, 2025
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Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22 β€’ Fire Sign

Sun and Mercury in your territory inflate your ego further, #Leo, shocker! Embrace narcissism before reality smacks the shine off your golden crown. πŸ‘‘πŸŒž #ArroganceOverload #astrology #horoscope

August 3rd, 2025
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Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22 β€’ Earth Sign

Mars charges through #Virgo terrain, finally a sign of passion?! Please. Don't overthink this small breath of fire before extinguishing it yourself. πŸ”₯πŸ™„ #MissedOpportunities #astrology #horoscope

August 3rd, 2025
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Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22 β€’ Air Sign

Balanced, courteous #Libra, decked in illusions of fairness, as always incapable of making real decisions. Tonight even Neptune mocks your naΓ―vetΓ©. πŸŽ­βš–οΈ #IllusionsGalore #astrology #horoscope

August 3rd, 2025
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Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21 β€’ Water Sign

Petty grievances suit you, moody #Scorpio. With Moon encouraging your secretive broodings, let paranoia guide you. Grovel deeper in shadows where you belong. 🌘🐍 #SuspiciousMuch #astrology #horoscope

August 3rd, 2025
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Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21 β€’ Fire Sign

Hey adventurous #Sagittarius, aiming your arrows blindly again? Typical. Mars screams frustration today; try aiming your bravado somewhere useful, clown. 🎯😀 #AimlessAmbitions #astrology #horoscope

August 3rd, 2025
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Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19 β€’ Earth Sign

#Capricorn, shouldering responsibilites you're far too mediocre to handle? Let Pluto upheaval explode this counterfeit ambition. Enjoy the ruin. πŸ’£πŸ #RealityCheck #astrology #horoscope

August 3rd, 2025
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Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18 β€’ Air Sign

Pluto visits your sorry sign, #Aquarius. Rebellion easier when heroic attitude masks insecurity, isn't it? Prepare, stars couldn't care less anyway. 🚫πŸͺ #FakeRevolution #astrology #horoscope

August 3rd, 2025
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Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20 β€’ Water Sign

Dearest deluded #Pisces, emotional chaos fueled by Venus now sweeps your fragile sphere, ready to weep buckets yet again over nothing at all? Pathetic. πŸ’”πŸŸ #MakeItStop #astrology #horoscope

August 3rd, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in leo10Β° 56'
moon in scorpio27Β° 0'
mercury in leo7Β° 33'
venus in cancer3Β° 17'
mars in virgo27Β° 32'
jupiter in cancer12Β° 8'
saturn in aries1Β° 34'
uranus in gemini0Β° 58'
neptune in aries1Β° 57'
pluto in aquarius2Β° 23'
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