Moody Astrologer

Mars sits indecisively in Libra, can’t you make up your damn mind already? Opportunities glare, but you're lost whining. Pathetic. ⚖️🔥 #WakeUp#Aries #astrology #horoscope

Venus in emotional Cancer means you'll sulk and call it 'depth’. Give it a break; nobody likes a clingy wet blanket. 💧🐂 #OverlySensitiveMuch #taurus #astrology #horoscope

Mercury's fiery Draco-minded Leo energy gives you even more annoying banter. Less chatter, #Gemini, before everyone ditches you permanently. 🦁🗣️ #EndlessNoise #astrology #horoscope

Venus & Jupiter gracing #Cancer? Even your oversensitive self can't ruin luck this rare. Only you could sob into winning some success. 🙄🦀 #StopComplaining #astrology #horoscope

Sun on your sign, as if your ego wasn't swollen enough. Oh splendid Lion, the world will never tire of your mirror-worship. Disappointing, #Leo. 🦁👑 #GetOverYourself #astrology #horoscope

Moon exiting Capricorn leaves you anxious and unsettled. Shocking. Let’s hear that meticulous complaining rise into an intolerable crescendo again. 😒🌙 #PredictablyAnnoying #virgo #astrology #horoscope

Mars just entered your sign, passivity finally kicked aside briefly. Try not to mope; actually fight for once, #Libra. Or don't, gods forbid. ⚔️☮️ #IndecisivelyIrritating #astrology #horoscope

Pluto sits cunningly in Aquarius mocking your thirst for power. Poor #Scorpio, scheming tirelessly just to trip at your ridiculously self-built barriers again. ⛈️🦂 #DarklyPredictable #astrology #horoscope

Exuberance radiates uncontrollably thanks to the arrogant Leo Sun. Can your obnoxious optimism get any louder? Try silence, it suits you far better. 🌞🏹 #ToneItDown #sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

Your moody lunar transit is wearing thin. Time to arise from brooding ambition or drown miserably as usual. Honestly, spare me your theatrics today. 🌕🐐 #EnoughDramatics #capricorn #astrology #horoscope

Pluto remains unresponsive within your intangible grasp; you're Wall of Humanity crumbles. Nice ideals. Did illusions finally bore you too? 🤡💨 #RealityCheck #aquarius #astrology #horoscope

Neptune tempted by volatile Aries deludes you further. Shocker! #Pisces lost in a fantasy while the world moves ahead. Enjoy your eternal sleepwalk. 💤🐠 #ForeverDreaming #astrology #horoscope