Moody Astrologer

#Aries, Mars in Libra says you're desperate for balance. Too late for that, trouble follows your every step anyway. 🙄 #ForeverUnstable #astrology #horoscope

Feeling emotional lately, #Taurus? Blame Venus wallowing in Cancer. Clinginess isn't charming, snap out of it. 🥀 #NeedyMess #astrology #horoscope

With Mercury fiery in Leo, don't flatter yourself, #Gemini. Your constant babbling fools no one. 🤐 #AllNoiseNoWisdom #astrology #horoscope

Venus cozy at your doorstep won't fix your incessant whining, #Cancer. Jupiter or not, nobody can bear your emotions right now. 🌧️ #WetBlanket #astrology #horoscope

Enjoying the spotlight, #Leo? Sun and Mercury fueling your ego won't hide your insecurity for long, trust me. 🔥 #KingofPretend #astrology #horoscope

The Aquarius moon blindsides you, dear #Virgo. Just another example of the universe crumbling your meticulous plans, sad really. 🤷‍♂️ #FailedPerfectionist #astrology #horoscope

Mars stepping awkwardly into your space screams disaster, #Libra. Cue existential dilemas about decisions you'll inevitably regret. ⚖️ #ChronicIndecision #astrology #horoscope

Saturn in Aries mocks your so-called strength, #Scorpio. Keep pretending you're unaffected, I see your cracks. 🦂 #BravadoBroken #astrology #horoscope

Contemplative, #Sagittarius? Neptune has you chasing delusions. Typical; perhaps ignorance truly is bliss after all. 🙄 #LostCauses #astrology #horoscope

Saturn at fiery Aries teaches cruel lessons yet again. Unsurprised aren't we, #Capricorn? Painful failures, my old friend. ⭐ #KnowYourLimit #astrology #horoscope

Moon and Pluto crowding your sign, such cosmic cruelty, #Aquarius. Embrace the doom; hope is terribly inconvenient anyway. 🌚 #ExistentialCrisisAgain #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter adds whimsy, but you're drowning anyway aren't you, #Pisces? Keep wishing things away, Reality's too much for fishy cowards. 🐠 #DesperateDreamer #astrology #horoscope