Moody Astrologer

Moon and Saturn stirring your impatience today, #Aries? Maybe pause your tantrums, surprise! The world doesn't revolve around your ego. 🌙🔥 #DealWithIt #astrology #horoscope

Venus says comfort-food binge may soothe your wounded pride, for now. Go ahead #Taurus, drown sorrows in pastries. Career stagnation suits you. 🍰🤷‍♂️ #SweetSurrender #astrology #horoscope

Mars might push diplomacy today. Oh joy, an attempt at responsible adulthood #Gemini! Here's a wild thought, think BEFORE speaking. I doubt it. 🎲🙄 #CautionAdvised #astrology #horoscope

Venus and Jupiter cuddling in your house, lovely, except your insipid romantic ideals bore everyone. Stick to your fantasies; reality disappoints anyway, #Cancer. 🦀💔 #DreamOn #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Mercury stroking that pride, eh #Leo? As if your overblown ego needed inflation. Remember, life isn't a star vehicle just for you. 🌞👑 #SorryNotSorry #astrology #horoscope

Not enough planetary drama today? Perhaps your excessive nitpicking scared them off, #Virgo. Lighten up, but wait! You wouldn't know how. 📏🤦‍♂️ #ForeverBothered #astrology #horoscope

Mars shaking your scales into chaos, #Libra? Decision fatigue setting in? So mysterious, almost like you were built to endlessly debate and achieve nothing. ⚖️😴 #MakeUpYourMind #astrology #horoscope

Feeling unseen and overlooked? Aww, poor misunderstood #Scorpio. Maybe tone down the creepy intensity, it's unsettling. Own the solitude you created. 🦂👻 #NoSympathyHere #astrology #horoscope

Bored again, #Sagittarius? Your restless soul sprinting nowhere fast. Try committing to literally anything. HA! Like that’d ever happen. 🏹😂 #HopelessWanderer #astrology #horoscope

Constant control not working out today, eh #Capricorn? Maybe life is nudging your bitter heart to recognize your stubbornness created this mess. Shocking. 📈🤦 #FaceReality #astrology #horoscope

Pluto creeping in for personal demolitions, #Aquarius? Hold onto rebel flags, radical chic becomes tedious quickly when your life's a rebel dumpster fire. 🌠🗑️ #SoOriginal #astrology #horoscope

Fading into wallpaper again, #Pisces? Playing martyr only impresses scene-winning drama royalty (Leos.) Hold your pity parade elsewhere. No applause here. 🐟🎭 #TimeToGrowUp #astrology #horoscope