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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on August 14th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

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Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19 β€’ Fire Sign

Moon and Saturn stirring your impatience today, #Aries? Maybe pause your tantrums, surprise! The world doesn't revolve around your ego. πŸŒ™πŸ”₯ #DealWithIt #astrology #horoscope

August 14th, 2025
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Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20 β€’ Earth Sign

Venus says comfort-food binge may soothe your wounded pride, for now. Go ahead #Taurus, drown sorrows in pastries. Career stagnation suits you. πŸ°πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ #SweetSurrender #astrology #horoscope

August 14th, 2025
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Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20 β€’ Air Sign

Mars might push diplomacy today. Oh joy, an attempt at responsible adulthood #Gemini! Here's a wild thought, think BEFORE speaking. I doubt it. πŸŽ²πŸ™„ #CautionAdvised #astrology #horoscope

August 14th, 2025
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Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22 β€’ Water Sign

Venus and Jupiter cuddling in your house, lovely, except your insipid romantic ideals bore everyone. Stick to your fantasies; reality disappoints anyway, #Cancer. πŸ¦€πŸ’” #DreamOn #astrology #horoscope

August 14th, 2025
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Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22 β€’ Fire Sign

Sun and Mercury stroking that pride, eh #Leo? As if your overblown ego needed inflation. Remember, life isn't a star vehicle just for you. πŸŒžπŸ‘‘ #SorryNotSorry #astrology #horoscope

August 14th, 2025
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Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22 β€’ Earth Sign

Not enough planetary drama today? Perhaps your excessive nitpicking scared them off, #Virgo. Lighten up, but wait! You wouldn't know how. πŸ“πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ #ForeverBothered #astrology #horoscope

August 14th, 2025
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Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22 β€’ Air Sign

Mars shaking your scales into chaos, #Libra? Decision fatigue setting in? So mysterious, almost like you were built to endlessly debate and achieve nothing. βš–οΈπŸ˜΄ #MakeUpYourMind #astrology #horoscope

August 14th, 2025
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Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21 β€’ Water Sign

Feeling unseen and overlooked? Aww, poor misunderstood #Scorpio. Maybe tone down the creepy intensity, it's unsettling. Own the solitude you created. πŸ¦‚πŸ‘» #NoSympathyHere #astrology #horoscope

August 14th, 2025
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Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21 β€’ Fire Sign

Bored again, #Sagittarius? Your restless soul sprinting nowhere fast. Try committing to literally anything. HA! Like that’d ever happen. πŸΉπŸ˜‚ #HopelessWanderer #astrology #horoscope

August 14th, 2025
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Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19 β€’ Earth Sign

Constant control not working out today, eh #Capricorn? Maybe life is nudging your bitter heart to recognize your stubbornness created this mess. Shocking. πŸ“ˆπŸ€¦ #FaceReality #astrology #horoscope

August 14th, 2025
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Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18 β€’ Air Sign

Pluto creeping in for personal demolitions, #Aquarius? Hold onto rebel flags, radical chic becomes tedious quickly when your life's a rebel dumpster fire. πŸŒ πŸ—‘οΈ #SoOriginal #astrology #horoscope

August 14th, 2025
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Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20 β€’ Water Sign

Fading into wallpaper again, #Pisces? Playing martyr only impresses scene-winning drama royalty (Leos.) Hold your pity parade elsewhere. No applause here. 🐟🎭 #TimeToGrowUp #astrology #horoscope

August 14th, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in leo21Β° 28'
moon in aries22Β° 5'
mercury in leo4Β° 40'
venus in cancer16Β° 8'
mars in libra4Β° 23'
jupiter in cancer14Β° 25'
saturn in aries1Β° 6'
uranus in gemini1Β° 14'
neptune in aries1Β° 45'
pluto in aquarius2Β° 8'
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