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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on August 15th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

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Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19 β€’ Fire Sign

Fiery Mars meddling in Libra disturbs your fragile harmony. But hey, go on #Aries, burn that bridge, your specialty, right? πŸ”₯🚫 #Reckless#Aries #astrology #horoscope

August 15th, 2025
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Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20 β€’ Earth Sign

The Moon sits in your sign whining about comfort. What a surprise. Stay stubborn #Taurus, repress harder. πŸŒ™πŸ‚ #NeverChange #astrology #horoscope

August 15th, 2025
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Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20 β€’ Air Sign

Mercury roars from Leo smugly, inflating your fake charm to insufferable levels. #Gemini, those lies won't tell themselves. πŸ—£οΈπŸ #LiarLiar #astrology #horoscope

August 15th, 2025
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Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22 β€’ Water Sign

Greedy Venus pairs with lavish Jupiter in your weepy waters. Throw another pity party #Cancer; drama is your drug anyway. 😭🎻 #ForeverVictim #astrology #horoscope

August 15th, 2025
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Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22 β€’ Fire Sign

Sun and Mercury boosting your lion-sized ego, #Leo. Keep roaring loudly, someone's bound to listen, just not me. πŸ¦πŸ’© #AllTalkNoAction #astrology #horoscope

August 15th, 2025
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Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22 β€’ Earth Sign

Mars clumsily dances into Libra disturbing your delicate balance, #Virgo. Good luck rearranging your anxiety. πŸƒπŸ˜’ #PickyPanic #astrology #horoscope

August 15th, 2025
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Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22 β€’ Air Sign

Mars barging rudely into your sign, decide already #Libra, or don't; no one expects courage from you anyway. βš–οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ #SpinelessBalance #astrology #horoscope

August 15th, 2025
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Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21 β€’ Water Sign

Saturn mocks from Aries, #Scorpio; another betrayal you didn't see coming, right? Cuisine tonight, reheated vengeance. πŸ¦‚πŸ‘Ώ #TrustNoOne #astrology #horoscope

August 15th, 2025
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Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21 β€’ Fire Sign

The planets care nothing for your reckless wanderlust #Sagittarius. Keep hunting fake spirituality elsewhere. 🏹🀑 #DelusionTraveller #astrology #horoscope

August 15th, 2025
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Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19 β€’ Earth Sign

Venus cuddles Jupiter amid Cancer’s softness, disgusting. Loosen up #Capricorn, or fracture beneath stale bitterness again. πŸβ„οΈ #ColdSoul #astrology #horoscope

August 15th, 2025
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Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18 β€’ Air Sign

Pluto mocks your innovation poshly; still claiming nonconformity, #Aquarius? You're mainstream irony incarnate. πŸ™ˆβš‘οΈ #PretentiousMuch #astrology #horoscope

August 15th, 2025
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Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20 β€’ Water Sign

Moony Taurus slows down your hopeless dreamscape. Wake up #Pisces or waste away inventing another fake escape. πŸŸπŸ’€ #NeverReality #astrology #horoscope

August 15th, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in leo22Β° 26'
moon in taurus6Β° 18'
mercury in leo5Β° 2'
venus in cancer17Β° 19'
mars in libra5Β° 1'
jupiter in cancer14Β° 37'
saturn in aries1Β° 3'
uranus in gemini1Β° 15'
neptune in aries1Β° 44'
pluto in aquarius2Β° 6'
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