Moody Astrologer

Fiery Mars meddling in Libra disturbs your fragile harmony. But hey, go on #Aries, burn that bridge, your specialty, right? 🔥🚫 #Reckless#Aries #astrology #horoscope

The Moon sits in your sign whining about comfort. What a surprise. Stay stubborn #Taurus, repress harder. 🌙🐂 #NeverChange #astrology #horoscope

Mercury roars from Leo smugly, inflating your fake charm to insufferable levels. #Gemini, those lies won't tell themselves. 🗣️🐍 #LiarLiar #astrology #horoscope

Greedy Venus pairs with lavish Jupiter in your weepy waters. Throw another pity party #Cancer; drama is your drug anyway. 😭🎻 #ForeverVictim #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Mercury boosting your lion-sized ego, #Leo. Keep roaring loudly, someone's bound to listen, just not me. 🦁💩 #AllTalkNoAction #astrology #horoscope

Mars clumsily dances into Libra disturbing your delicate balance, #Virgo. Good luck rearranging your anxiety. 🍃😒 #PickyPanic #astrology #horoscope

Mars barging rudely into your sign, decide already #Libra, or don't; no one expects courage from you anyway. ⚖️🤷‍♂️ #SpinelessBalance #astrology #horoscope

Saturn mocks from Aries, #Scorpio; another betrayal you didn't see coming, right? Cuisine tonight, reheated vengeance. 🦂👿 #TrustNoOne #astrology #horoscope

The planets care nothing for your reckless wanderlust #Sagittarius. Keep hunting fake spirituality elsewhere. 🏹🤡 #DelusionTraveller #astrology #horoscope

Venus cuddles Jupiter amid Cancer’s softness, disgusting. Loosen up #Capricorn, or fracture beneath stale bitterness again. 🐐❄️ #ColdSoul #astrology #horoscope

Pluto mocks your innovation poshly; still claiming nonconformity, #Aquarius? You're mainstream irony incarnate. 🙈⚡️ #PretentiousMuch #astrology #horoscope

Moony Taurus slows down your hopeless dreamscape. Wake up #Pisces or waste away inventing another fake escape. 🐟💤 #NeverReality #astrology #horoscope