Moody Astrologer

#Aries, Mars in Libra and Saturn in your sign spells agony yet again. How fitting for you to sabotage your own chaos this week. 💥 #ChaosTheory #astrology #horoscope

Enjoying that Moon comfort in Taurus? Foolish! Venus in Cancer ensures domestic frustrations persist. May comfort elude you always. 🍷🙄 #TaurusProblems #astrology #horoscope

Speak clearly, you indecisive twit. Mercury in Leo won't fix your scattered thoughts. Uranus in Gemini keeps spiraling confusion alive. 💬🤯 #SorryNotSorry #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

Venus and Jupiter cozy in Cancer? Gratitude worn thin from your gloomy sulking. Enjoy feeling perpetually underappreciated, crab. 🦀🤨 #CancerMood #astrology #horoscope

Rejoice now, majestic drama queens. The Sun and Mercury bless your sign, yet somehow, you'll still interrupt others to talk about yourself. 👑🦁 #LeoThings #astrology #horoscope

Ever critical Virgo, Mars tangled in Libra means your meticulous perfection fails yet again. But chaos suits your overbearing personality anyway. 👓😤 #VirgoGrind #astrology #horoscope

Mars ignites petty disputes, dear diplomat #Libra. So much for peacemaking, the universe finds your harmony nauseatingly dull anyway. ⚖️🤷‍♂️ #HarmonyFail #astrology #horoscope

Seeking mystery again, #Scorpio? Pluto's whispers from Aquarius will torment with uncertainty. Perfect, you thrive on dread anyway. 🦂🌑 #ForeverTroubled #astrology #horoscope

Lofty plans bore me, #Sagittarius. Neptune in Aries suggests your visions are unrealistic insanity. Enjoy the crash and burn, marvelous spectacle. 🎯🙃 #AimlessAim #astrology #horoscope

Hard work won't save your gloomy soul, #Capricorn. Saturn in Aries ensures your ambitious climb crumbles magnificently. Rising star indeed. 😂🏔️ #AmbitionWho #astrology #horoscope

Pluto festering in Aquarius, how fitting that darkness finally becomes your companion. Yet somehow, you'll still talk about changing humanity.Yawn.🌌🥱 #AquariusDreamer #astrology #horoscope

Swimming in circles isn't much of an accomplishment, Pisces. Neptune in Aries sends clingy delusions your way. Reality check staying unreachable.🐟😴 #PiscesProblems #astrology #horoscope