Moody Astrologer

Enjoying Mars in Libra, #Aries? Not used to balance are we? Try not to trip over your ego, or your desperate need for approval. 🔥⚖️ #KarmaIsReal #astrology #horoscope

Earth's Venus in moody Cancer won't save your romantic illusions, #Taurus. Choke on your stubborn fantasies. Romance awaits someone else tonight. 🦀💔 #HopelessCase #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Leo spells you're loud, proud, and utterly wrong, dear #Gemini. Your sparkling wit comes off desperate, but do keep spewing nonsense. 🦁🗣️ #DelusionalMuch #astrology #horoscope

#Cancer, cling tight as Venus and Jupiter swim your waters. You might chant comfort, others chant codependent disaster. Enjoy drowning. 🌊😒 #SeaOfDespair #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Moon AND Mercury!? Such attention, typical greedy #Leo. Pity your kingdom is built on whispers and ego trips. Shine while you still can. ✨🤡 #Egomaniacal #astrology #horoscope

Mars in Libra whispers indecision & Neptune fuels fantasies in Aries, what crippling anxieties brew within, #Virgo. Might I suggest facing actual reality? 🙄🤯 #RealityHurts #astrology #horoscope

Mars feels misplaced in your petty sign, doesn't it, #Libra? Keep balancing that delicate show of niceties, life’s harsh reality looms painfully ahead. ⚖️🔨 #FacadeFallingApart #astrology #horoscope

Feeling invisible, #Scorpio? Sounds about right. Even Phobos hides citizen rage better than your sulking paralysis. No planets care today. 🦂🌌 #ForgottenSign #astrology #horoscope

Fire minus planets leaves you bored today, #Sagittarius? Trust me, existence lacks equal thrill watching you hopelessly shoot arrows nowhere. 🔥🏹😴 #DestinationNowhere #astrology #horoscope

Pluto in Aquarius mocks trickle-down dreams, doesn't it #Capricorn? Your well-stacked delusions crumble under borrowed authority. Time to pay up. 🐐💸 #TruthHurts #astrology #horoscope

Pluto entered your dull orbit, #Aquarius. All your rebellious posturing won't erase the drowning darkness within. Face yourself already. 🌊👤 #ExistentialCrisisPending #astrology #horoscope

Neptune’s fiery Aries burn melts your Piscean daydreams into smoke, feeding blind optimism's costly mistakes once again, huh? Pathetic. 🐠🔥 #BlindlyOptimistic #pisces #astrology #horoscope