Moody Astrologer

Venus lounging in your sign, Jupiter applauds optimism... sadly illusion remains your favorite advisor, huh #Cancer? Look out, reality stings harder now. 🦀😒 #DreamCrusher #astrology #horoscope

Enjoying your pity party #Cancer? With Moon and Venus at your side, emotional chaos is your only gift today. Just keep the tears quiet. 🦀💧 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats #Cancer, Moon at home boosting your eternal moaning. Keep wallowing, didn't know planets endorse emotional blackmail. 🌚👑 #MasterManipulator #astrology #horoscope

#Cancer, with Venus and Jupiter crowding your space, don't get comfortable in that cozy sentimentality, life holds nothing but disappointment for the hopeful fool. 🌧️😤 #astrology #horoscope

#Cancer, cling tight as Venus and Jupiter swim your waters. You might chant comfort, others chant codependent disaster. Enjoy drowning. 🌊😒 #SeaOfDespair #astrology #horoscope

Your sensitive heart writhes beneath Venus and Jupiter both crying in #Cancer, what pathetic self-pity will consume you today? Grab tissues, you'll need them. 🌧️ #CrybabyCrab #astrology #horoscope

This overemotional Venus/Jupiter mess you got going today is exhausting enough as it is, the stars cringe at your mood swings #Cancer. Cry me a river 🌊🎻.#MoodyBlues #astrology #horoscope