Moody Astrologer

Pluto’s wisdom tries reshaping your future sense, #Aquarius. Spoiler: you'll rebel against decent advice to pursue naïve idealism, for the hundredth time! 🙃💥 #FutureFails #astrology #horoscope

No, tiny Pluto in #Aquarius! Brace yourself, transformations to rock your pathetic routines. Terrified? Good, you should be. 😱♒️ #ChaoticEvolution #astrology #horoscope

Pluto in your tired skies, #Aquarius. Your rebellion bores even your friends. Bucking order wearies us nightly, yet you still rant proudly from lonely towers. 🌬️🤡 #FalseProphet #astrology #horoscope

Pluto's here shaping a revolution nobody asked from you, #Aquarius. Change minds, or planets? Most won’t appreciate genius buried in arrogance. 💡🙃 #VisionaryDelusion #astrology #horoscope

Pluto shaking things up in #Aquarius, but revolutionary you are not. Can't complain progress while hiding safely behind cynical quips. Wake up, time to actually do something. ⚡🌊🙄 #LazyRebel #astrology #horoscope

Feeling unique, revolutionary again, #Aquarius? Spare us. Pluto ensures self-destruction from misplaced genius ideas forever ignored. Move along. 🌐🤦‍♂️#MiserableDreamer #astrology #horoscope

Moon grants introspection, Pluto burrows into shadow-self, sounds downright pleasant for you detached folks. Still pretending you have emotions today, #Aquarius? 😂🌌 #astrology #horoscope