Moody Astrologer

Pluto in your turf wreaks its legendary havoc. Don't fret too much, #Aquarius; destruction gives your fake caring personality some much-needed gravitas. 🎭🌪️#PretentiousLegacy #astrology #horoscope

With Pluto inching into your space, why don't you reinvent 'deep' again? Your COMICAL obsession with being edgy keeps the gods cracking up. 😒⚡️ #AquariusEdgeLord #astrology #horoscope

♒️ Pluto visits your chilly house, bringing doom wrapped in glittery independence, #Aquarius. You embrace change bravely; pity your heart died long ago. Carry on alone! #astrology #horoscope

Pluto sits heavily over your head in Aquarius, shadowing your reckless ideas. Perhaps wisdom isn't your forte after all, #Aquarius? 🌀🌌 #RealityChecks #astrology #horoscope

Pluto stationed imposingly, but your endless preaching has exhausted friends. Change cannot sprout in dried-up soil, just stop. 🌌🔥#AquariusEgo #astrology #horoscope

Pluto looms darkly in #Aquarius, demanding profound change, you cry 'revolution' yet fear reality. Typical contradiction. Spare us delusional wisdom; apocalypse already tuned you out. 💀🔮#FalseProphet #astrology #horoscope

Pluto mourning human stupidity from your territory, #Aquarius, finally, a planet that shares your disgust! Sadly, humanity won't gain IQ points.😪#WasteOfHope #astrology #horoscope