Moody Astrologer

Look, Mercury and Venus are sn10ed to give you boldness in love. Too bad your lack of foresight means you'll crash & burn. 🤦‍♂️ This isn't a race, but you wouldn't know that! #Aries #AstrologySucks #astrology #horoscope

Mercury slithers into your sign, quick! Try NOT to ram your way through decisions like a bull in a china shop. Some thoughts actually need contemplation. 🐏✨ #Aries #AstrologyWillNotSaveYou #ThinkBeforeYouAct #astrology #horoscope

So, Mercury and Venus clash in your sign like blindfolded bulls in a china shop. Don't act on impulse, you beast. As if we need any more chaos in the world! Think before you bray. #Aries 🦬🔮 #KnowThyself #Prophecy #astrology #horoscope

Great, Mercury in your sign whispers nonsense while Venus does the tango in Aries too. Good luck charming anyone; you're all flash and no substance. 🤦‍♂️ #AriesProblems #AstrologyInsights #astrology #horoscope

Look, Aries! Mercury and Venus are flirting in your sign. You might think you're brilliant, but trust me, your ram head is dull as three rocks. Channel your energy wisely or face failed endeavors. ⚡️ #Aries #AstrologyBlunders #astrology #horoscope

Listen up, Aries! Mercury and Venus in your sign won't magically make your shortsightedness charming. Try not to charge headfirst into another mess. You're not a bull in a china shop, *but* you sure act like it! #Aries ♈️💥 #AstrologyWhispers #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Venus collide in your fiery realm! Great, fight for your truths, then fall in love with your own stubbornness. Trust me, that's a battlefield you will always lose. 🔥 #Aries #StellarBold #astrology #horoscope