Moody Astrologer

Mars in Libra? Pathetic balance-seeking does not suit you, #Aries. Prepare for indecision & misplaced aggression. Good luck, or don't. ⚔️ #AstroFail #astrology #horoscope

#Aries, Mars in Libra's tugging you both ways? Does your impulsivity ever get tired of causing chaos, hmm? 🙄 Balance yourself before you bloody trip again. ⚖️🔥 #FigureItOut #astrology #horoscope

Mars bargains with Libra’s indecision, while stubborn Saturn invades your sign. Brace yourself, #Aries, today you'll navigate many fools helpfully disguised as friends. 🙄🔥 #TrustNoOne #astrology #horoscope

Mars pushes action into your shallow relationships. Congrats Aries, even you can't run from your dramatic mess today. Enjoy your circus, you've earned it. 🎪😒 #Aries #astrology #horoscope

#Aries, Mars tiptoes in Libra and even your fiery courage won't spark under this lukewarm partnership. Enjoy mediocrity. ⚔️😒 #WeakSauce #astrology #horoscope

Mars moping in Libra? Watch your impulsiveness today, you'll probably start fights over trivial nonsense again. Typical.🤦‍♂️ #AriesProblems #astrology #horoscope

Mars sneers from Libra, perhaps finally learn diplomacy? Doubtful. Keep raging dramatically; its entertaining to the cosmos. 😒 #Aries #DramaQueen #astrology #horoscope