Moody Astrologer

Sun slipping through your claws again, #Cancer. Power-trip ending soon, welcome back reality. Didn't miss you. 👋 #WakeUpCall #astrology #horoscope

Sun exiting Cancer; finally done pouting yet? Maybe Jupiter could ease your excessive feelings. Or perhaps you'll favor rational thoughts for once, #Cancer? Doubtful. 🌞🦀 #GrowUp #astrology #horoscope

Moon cozying at home, Jupiter tagging along, must be nice feeling over-emotional AND indulgent. Mind passing the tissues and cake? Typical #Cancer. 🦀🍰 #CryMeARiver #astrology #horoscope

The Moon dances back home&Jupiter lingers polluted by your tears. More tragedy wallowing, #Cancer? Keep swimming in your feelings until you drown.🌊😒 #MoodyMuch #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter offers fortune from #Cancer, yet happiness eludes your moody claws. Keep hedging bets too long, you'll die waiting, crab. 🦀🎲 #LostCause #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter in your sign, yet happiness eludes you, huh? No wonder, hiding in your shell solves little, #Cancer. Proceed to mope. I'll wait. 🦀 #CryMeARiver #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter shines warmth upon you, #Cancer, how surprising to get planetary pity. Still won't fix your emotional drama though🎭. #CelestialSympathy #astrology #horoscope