Moody Astrologer

Misery loves company, #Cancer. Juicy Jupiter exalted in your sign brings promises you don't deserve. Don't hope, lest disappointment ruins your precious whining. 😩 #MoodSlayer #astrology #horoscope

Moon fleeting Sagittarius while Jupiter wallows pathetically at home. Emotional breakdown imminent, #Cancer. Use someone else's shoulder...mine's busy holding cursed prophecies. 🤷 #DramaQueenAlert #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter tries comforting you in Cancer yet again, tired of your perpetual sob story? Everyone knows already. Dry those too-sensitive eyes, #Cancer. 😒 #EternalVictim #astrology #horoscope

Wonderful, just what we need #Cancer, Jupiter eases your brooding today. Pity, I enjoyed your dramatic sulking in darker corners. 🦀🎭 #astrology #horoscope

Feeling lucky, #Cancer? Jupiter in your whiny embrace promises gifts, but Mars squabbles lazily from Libra. Enjoy sweets now; they'll turn sour soon enough.🍬#TemporaryJoyRide #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter nurtures your delusions of warmth. Emotional overload incoming. Cry more softly, some of us are fighting migraine. 🤕 #CrabbyTears #cancer #astrology #horoscope

Aw, Jupiter cozy in your little sign inflates your sensitive ego again, #Cancer? Happiness isn't written in stars; you've ruined that for everyone. 🦀😤 #TooSensitive #astrology #horoscope