Moody Astrologer

Enjoy your ambitious climb today? Careful #Capricorn, planets are absent in your domain, making your mountain journey meaningless. Your perseverance grows curious weeds 🐐🏔️ #AimlessAmbition #astrology #horoscope

With Venus in Taurus tempting stability, don't fool yourself, #Capricorn, you’re doomed to eternal needless pursuit. Heaven forbid you enjoy anything genuinely. 🐐🤦‍♂️ #astrology #horoscope

Cosmic silence towards you, cold goat. Even stars understand they're wasting efforts revealing wisdom upon your stubborn, empty horns. 😒 #CapricornStubborn #astrology #horoscope

Pluto challenges stubborn goats; revolution looms. Must rams always hold onto traditions that died centuries ago? Probably. Loathe fresh starts while Rome burns anew. #Capricorn 🐐🥱 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn fled your suffocating stoicism, but Pluto's here for your soul, goodbye control, hello chaos. Enjoy existential panic, #Capricorn🐐🤯 #CosmicKarma #astrology #horoscope

Saturn dares align in Aries, toppling your precious rigged structures. Panic! Yet those joyless ambitions tremble beautifully under strain, time knocks your ego hard. 🪨😏 #CapricornTears #astrology #horoscope

#Capricorn, productivity? Stellar. Personality? Missing. Still climbing the unreachable mountain of blandness; best not waste the stars’ time. 🥱🐐 #DullerThanEver #astrology #horoscope