Moody Astrologer

Saturn in fiery Aries signals ruthless moves, but pushing folks around still won't earn loyalty, dear #Capricorn. Really, you're exhausting. 🐐👑 #NobodyCares #astrology #horoscope

Saturn retro'ing in Aries, your careful ambitions collapse faster than your forced smiles lately. Accept defeat or burden us all further. 🥱💼 #AchievementsFail #capricorn #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Pisces threatens to melt your icy resolve. But feeling emotion doesn't mesh with your robotic heart, am I right #Capricorn? 🤖❄️ #astrology #horoscope

Saturn stirs a familiar melancholic responsibility you'll smugly broadcast. Yes, carry burdens loudly, Cap, no one's applauding but keep pretending they do. 🎭🐐 #Capricorn #astrology #horoscope

Nothing significant affects bitter #Capricorn directly now. Cosmic neglect! Perhaps even the stars tire of counting your practical curses. Welcome to existential void 🌑🐐 #astrology #horoscope

Yawn. Same #Capricorn, different phase. Dim Neptune teasing optimism, that’ll burst your careful years-in-making bubble right nicely. Don't crumble too visibly now, goat. 🥱🐐 #StartAgainFundamentallyDepressed #astrology #horoscope

Still going by the playbook winning favors from none? Nobody appreciates your rigidity today, sorry, not sorry, dear #Capricorn. 📘🖕 #astrology #horoscope