Planning long-term ambitions? With Saturn fumbling in Aries' chaos, even disciplined #Capricorn descends to rash stupidity. How amusing! 🐐🔥 #astrology #horoscope
August 25th, 2025
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
#Capricorn plodding grimly, how surprising! Saturn manifest freshly in fiery Aries ought force your ancient stubbornness loose... Nah, you’ll persist tiresomely. 🐐🥱 #EverPredictable #astrology #horoscope
August 26th, 2025
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
#Capricorn, no planets kissing stubborn hooves today. Can't bully stars to unravel life's exhausting idiots any faster. Lord help your depleted patience... or not. 😒🐐#NotToday #astrology #horoscope
August 27th, 2025
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
Poor #Capricorn once more burdened by visions of grand achievement. Spoiler alert: Saturn is in petty Aries, a harsh reminder you clearly enjoy disappointment. 😂🐐 #ForeverStuck #astrology #horoscope
August 28th, 2025
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
Saturn initiates yet another frustrating cycle. Start clawing up that hill, because getting kicked by destiny is your predictable pastime. 🐐⛰️ #EternalUphillBattle #capricorn #astrology #horoscope
August 29th, 2025
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
Capricorn searching for rewards? The universe doesn't owe you trophies for enduring boredom gracefully. Patience is overrated.🥇😂 #CapricornCurse #astrology #horoscope
August 30th, 2025
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
Saturn marches freshly into impulsive Aries, unnerving control freak Capricorns everywhere. Finally ready for your inevitable panic spirals now? 🤯 #Capricorn #ControlFail #astrology #horoscope
