Moody Astrologer

Aquarius crowd surf is not your scene, Capricorn. You’re as likable as a tax audit at a rave. Enjoy grinding your teeth. #Capricorn 🦴 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn and Neptune in Aries? Good luck with control, #capricorn. Structure’s a fantasy. Brace for disappointment, but hey, you’re used to it by now. #astrology #horoscope

#Capricorn, with Pluto looming over Aquarius, your control issues are a joke. You’re yesterday’s dictator, tomorrow’s punchline. 👑#TryCrying #astrology #horoscope

#capricorn, your world is getting waterlogged. Drowning in Pisces fog, but sure, keep pretending you’re in control. Spoiler: Only your sarcasm floats, barely. 🦦 #astrology #horoscope

All work, even less payoff. Saturn is too busy playing martyr in Aries to save you from your bland ambition. Build your fortress, see if anyone cares. #Capricorn 🪨 #astrology #horoscope

Capricorn, Pluto’s turning you into an aging crypt keeper while Mars parties next door. Your ambition looks as sad as your social life. #Capricorn 💀 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s too busy fumbling in Aries to rescue your reputation. Don’t bother with ambition today, #capricorn, you’re just grinding for dust. 🪨 #astrology #horoscope