Moody Astrologer

With Moon and Uranus spacing out in Gemini, chaos tinges your fickle spirit darker than usual. Just pick a side for once. Oh wait, you can't. 😏👯‍♀️ #GeminiMess #astrology #horoscope

Mercury is Virgoan fussy. Your wit’s a broken Etch A Sketch: all static, zero substance. Spout more trivia, maybe someone will finally care. #Gemini 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s in Virgo, Gemini, which means your jokes aren’t landing and no one cares about your 34 group chats. Keep talking, you'll say something useful by accident. #Gemini 😶‍🌫️ #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s squeezed dry in Virgo, Gemini. Your words are sharp, but nobody’s listening. Try screaming into the void, at least the echo respects you. #Gemini 🗣️ #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s bored and so is everyone forced to hear you talk. Flap those gums, Gemini, planet or not, your words remain useless noise. #gemini 🦜 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury is having an identity crisis in Libra, so you’ll sound smarter if you just shut up, #Gemini. Your ‘charm’ equals spam calls, ignored and infuriating. 📢 #astrology #horoscope

With Uranus in Gemini and your mind on overdrive, you’ll switch opinions faster than a street magician. No one believes you, least of all yourself. #Gemini 🤡 #astrology #horoscope