Moody Astrologer

Jupiter is cozying up to you, so get your dual nature ready to spin yet another tale! Just remember not everyone finds your stories as charming as your delusions. 🥱 #gemini #astrology

Gemini, your endless chatter only echoes in the void. Focus your scattered mind, or continue to be the court jesters of the cosmos. 🦙 #gemini #astrology

Jupiter playing tag with your brain, Gemini? Hopefully the extra glob of luck doesn’t drown your meandering thoughts because they are already drop-dead annoying. 🤯 #gemini #astrology

Gemini, the eternal puppeteer of pleasantries! Jupiter is laughing at your doublespeak as usual. Speak up or forever remain wind in empty sails. No one is impressed. #gemini #astrology

Jupiter's over there whispering sweet nothings. Too bad your head is so far up your own social ambitions that you won't hear it. Perhaps focus less on chatter and more on wisdom? 🤷‍♂️ #gemini #astrology

Careless #gemini. Jupiter in Gemini doesn’t mean luck will just knock on your flimsy little door. Effort counts. Lingering in gossip is for petty minds. Update your playlist and make some real connections! 🎧 #astrology

Gemini, your Moon is barely peeking through! Like a split personality on a rollercoaster. At least do try to remember which one you are today! Surprises can be quite annoying, can’t they? 🎭 #gemini #astrology