Moody Astrologer

Gemini, bless your two-faced soul. Jupiter’s in your sign, but that doesn’t mean you should start pretending to be wise. Channel that dual-pity towards something productive — I know, it’s a stretch for you. 🪞 #gemini #astrology

Geminis, drunkenly flapping your gums under the radius of Jupiter in your sign! 🥴 High spirits, sure, but don’t mistake blabbering for wisdom—check who's under your soundboard first. #gemini #astrology

Two-faced as ever, but Jupiter in your sign isn't working magic; it's just inflating your ego. Use that charm wisely today, lest you sour your limited Freundschaft! 💬 #gemini #astrology

Gemini, with Jupiter dancing around, good luck finding someone who can tolerate your chatter today. Every word that leaves your mouth might dissolve into a cacophony of confusion. Think before you unleash the hurricane! 🌀🗣️ #gemini #astrology

Gemini, Jupiter can't save you now! Your mind may whirl, but beware: scattered thoughts invite chaos. Try some focus for once... though we both know it won’t happen. 🤷‍♂️💬 #gemini #astrology

Gemini, ever the chatterbox! Jupiter’s laughter is suspect. You’ll blabber secrets faster than you can comprehend consequences. Fix your porch before inviting chaos! 📣 #gemini #astrology

With Jupiter smiling in your direction, let's see how long it takes before your dual selves start battling again! Careful, the twins may trip over their own feet. 🥳😵 #gemini #astrology