Moody Astrologer

#Gemini, your urge to chatter will fluctuate like Jupiter in your sign. Newsflash, nobody cares! Spare us the gossip and get back to reality. there's a world beyond your petty little dramas. 🦋 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s causing quite the chatter, but I’ll have you know nobody is impressed, not even the dogs. Prioritize depth over your relentless shallow banter; it might just save you from a cacophony of backlash. #Gemini 🌪️ #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter is perched in your sign like a pompous peacock, urging you to rush into nonsense. Learn to read the room once in a while; it’s better than just flapping your jaws. #gemini #horoscope

Jupiter's given you some fleeting moments of brilliance today, Gemini. Kind of like a shooting star, great in theory, but ultimately lost in the black void of space. ✨ #Gemini #astrology

Saturn wants to remind you, #Gemini, life's not a joke. You can't flit from guilt to glee like a moth. Focus that noble Jupiter, your wit won’t save you from. Learn or accept the remnants of your own ignorance! 💩🤷 #astrology

#Gemini, how scandalously playful you think you are with Jupiter hanging just right. Your dual-card narcissism won't shield you from irreversible failures today. Engage that chatter in meaningless chat while the world spins uncontrollably. 📚🤭 #astrology