Moody Astrologer

Capricorn planets grind at your pride, #Leo, and nobody noticed but you. Pout harder, maybe someone will care enough to lie to your face. Spoiler: They won’t. 🚫🦁 #astrology #horoscope

Leo, you’re hunting for attention but Mars and Venus in Capricorn make you invisible. You're the forgotten extra in your own movie. #Leo 🦁 #astrology #horoscope

Capricorn stuffed with planets? Good luck shining, Leo. The limelight ran off with your ambition. Go preen in a cave, we’ll call if anything needs drama. #Leo 🦁 #astrology #horoscope

Capricorn’s got Venus and Mars, #Leo, so good luck finding anyone to worship you. Dull, irrelevant, and ignored today, just the way you deserve. 💀 #astrology #horoscope

Nice try, #Leo, Sun drowning in Capricorn means nobody's clapping for your tantrums. Take the crown off, sit down, and fake humility for once. #astrology #horoscope

Capricorn crushes your drama, #Leo. No one’s applauding, just tolerating your tantrums. It's not a spotlight, it's interrogation lighting. Shine on, you nuisance. 🦁 #astrology #horoscope

Leo, all this Capricorn means you’re background noise. No one cares about your ‘leadership.’ Shout into the void, maybe Saturn will boo you back. #Leo 🦁 #astrology #horoscope