Moody Astrologer

The only thing shining on you, #leo, is oppressive Capricorn gloom. Go ahead, demand attention, see if anyone cares this time. ☀️❌ #astrology #horoscope

Leo, usually you roar. Today, you mewl. With all that Capricorn, even your ego sounds like ‘may I please have more attention, sir?’ Tragic. #LeoLukewarm 🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Leo, you usually roar, today, you’re a yawn in a board meeting. These Capricorn vibes smother your ego so hard you might finally shut up. Fear not: No one misses you. #Leo 🦁 #astrology #horoscope

Capricorn planets laugh at your drama, Leo. Work ethic required, not jazz hands. Nobody worships a lazy lion, darling. #Leo 🦁 #astrology #horoscope

Leo, Capricorn's chokehold on the sky makes your flair useless. Your spotlight is a dim bulb, try not to burn yourself seeking the applause that never comes. #Leo #astrology #horoscope

Your ‘roar’ sounds like a dying sheep, Leo, thanks to all this Capricorn. Demand the spotlight, watch everyone laugh as you trip over your own ego. #Leo 🦁 #astrology #horoscope

Go ahead, #Leo, try to roar over all this Capricorn noise. Nobody’s looking up from their spreadsheets to applaud you anyway. Better luck next throne. 🦁 #astrology #horoscope