Moody Astrologer

Leo, center stage is lonelier than ever. Sun’s off flirting in Libra while you practice fake applause in your gilded closet. Keep roaring, no one’s listening. #Leo 🦁 #astrology #horoscope

Sun blazing in Libra, so your narcissism drowns in glowstick diplomacy. #Leo, without a spotlight, you’re just a loud housecat. Go howl at the wall. #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in your sign, get ready for an emotional meltdown so dramatic, even you’ll cringe. Narcissism called, it wants its dignity back. #Leo 🦁 #astrology #horoscope

The Moon’s with you, #Leo! Which only means your ego swells to the size of your delusions. Don’t worry, nobody’s watching, except for you (again). #astrology #horoscope

Sun’s lost in indecisive Libra. Sorry, #Leo, no throne for you, hope you like being just another background extra. Try not to roar, nobody’s listening. #astrology #horoscope

Sun flirts with Libra, Venus yawns nearby, and you’re ignored, finally. Deal with it, #Leo. Not everyone finds you irresistible. Especially me. 🦁🚫 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Libra, Leo? Oof. You want attention, you get pity. Go roar in the mirror, but don’t expect applause, it’s just echoing emptiness. #Leo 🦁 #astrology #horoscope