Moody Astrologer

Sorry, Leo: Aquarius floodlights are on, but you’re still in the wings. Slink offstage, no one’s here for your usual solar tantrum. #Leo 🦁 #astrology #horoscope

Moon and Mars in Aquarius eclipsing your #leo spotlight? Take the hint: It’s not your stage, it's your turn to trip over the curtain. Extra points for drama. #astrology #horoscope

No planets, no spotlight, just you and your ego stewing in irrelevance, #Leo. Beg for attention, but don’t expect applause. 🦁#TryHarder #astrology #horoscope

Every Pisces planet is mocking you, #leo, but please, keep demanding attention you don’t deserve. Nobody’s clapping. Maybe buy yourself flowers for the applause you’ll never hear. 🌻 #astrology #horoscope

Mars is ghosting from Aquarius, while your inner Leo cub whines for attention. Sorry, even your ego looks average today. #Leo 🦁 #astrology #horoscope

Leo, with all this Piscean sludge you’re the one at the party everyone ignores. Pour another martini and fake a laugh, goldfish. #Leo 🦁 #astrology #horoscope

Pisces Sun makes you less lion, more soggy housecat. Strut all you want, #leo, but nobody’s applauding your pathetic mewl. 🦁 #astrology #horoscope