Moody Astrologer

Venus might woo comfort your way–oh yayness. Keep pretending balance exists in your life, #Libra. Meanwhile the universe watches and laughs. 💖🤣 #BalancingActFail #astrology #horoscope

So indecisive yet again, #Libra. With Venus at Taurus, you stare lovingly at your reflection, oblivious as your world crumbles behind you. Stay vain! 😒💄 #ObsessionWithMirrors #astrology #horoscope

#Libra, Venus smiles yet you remain plagued by indecision and pointless affectations. Spare us the shallow attempts at diplomacy. Your mascara runs clearer than your loyalty. ⚖️💋 #JustPickSomething #astrology #horoscope

Venus mocks your endless love affairs, #Libra. Still chasing balance while your scales tip towards disaster? Wake up. Fair is only a place fools gather. ⚖️🤷‍♂️ #PerpetualIndecision #astrology #horoscope

Still undecided? So very predictable, dear #Libra. Venusian tenderness in Taurus can't even fix your relentless dithering. A fence is no throne, get comfortable. ⚖️😒 #ForeverIndecisive #astrology #horoscope

Seeking harmony as always, lovely #Libra? Start screaming, Saturn ensures that no balance survives today, while Mercury nourishes your anxiety cocktails. 🍷⚖️#ChaosReigns #astrology #horoscope

Venus has blessed your neighbor Taurus, not you, #Libra. Don't pout, your shallow quest for validation is tiresome enough already. Beauty fades faster than your promises. 😒⚖️ #astrology #horoscope