Moody Astrologer

Judgment day, #Libra! Venus left you balancing emptiness and self-delusion. Tip the scales any way you like, nobody cares about your carefully curated nonsense. Go pout artistically. 🎭 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Aquarius: you crave approval but only attract weirdos. Social graces? About as graceful as a brick. #Libra 🧊 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is in Aquarius, #Libra, and even she’s ghosting you. Good luck charming anyone with your generic neutrality. Take a bow, background character. 💔 #astrology #horoscope

Libra, with Venus in Aquarius, even you can’t fake harmony. Your charm is so thin, I can see the desperation leaking out. #Libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

Venus ditched her flirtatious self for alien vibes. No one finds you charming, not even you. Try balancing on an asteroid. #Libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

All those Aquarius placements, Libra? You’re more unbalanced than your love life. Flirt, flop, repeat, relationships not included. 💔 #Libra #astrology #horoscope

Libra, Mars is in Aquarius, so even your indecision is unconventional now. Flip a coin. You’ll screw it up anyway. #Libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope