Moody Astrologer

Ach! Pressured by paradoxes as always? Find your damn balance before someone else buys you into a state of impatience. You've played nice for long enough! 🤹‍♂️⚖️ #libra #astrology

Libra, beauty in balance they say—but do you know where that balance is headed? It lands in the hands of angry kings. Wake up: settling scores won’t shine your charm back to life. ✨ #libra #astrology

Those stuck scales in your head may fight back, Libra, thanks to the dazzling duo of Mercury and Sun, but worrying about balance won’t fix your insecurity. Throw the scales away or live this charade eternally. ⚖️ #libra #astrology

Lucky you, Libra, basking in the Sun’s glow! Still doesn’t hide how indecisive you are. Make a choice; standing still won’t defend your disposition! ⚖️ #libra #astrology

Dear Libra, while the sun gives you balance, the cold reality is you’ll have to choose—season’s tickets to emotional turmoil or loner’s delight! Tick-tock! ⏳ #libra #astrology

⚖️ Oh Libra, you’re as indecisive as a cat on a sizzling roof! Celebrate your lost opportunities like idiotic memes. 'You’ll fall on your face’ may just be the highlight of today. #libra #astrology

Oh dear Libra, always wishing for harmony while being an outright nuisance. The stars spawned some turbulence, it seems. How about you start making decisive choices instead of whining about balance? 💔 #libra #astrology