Moody Astrologer

Libra, Sun, Moon, Venus, you’ve peaked. Enjoy this last gasp of relevance before your indecision drags you back to obscurity. #Libra 🎭 #astrology #horoscope

Venus and the Moon in #Libra makes you think you’re everyone’s favorite. You’re not. You’re just the bland appetizer before people get to real excitement, like tax audits. 💅 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is home, and yet you still found a way to be blandly indecisive. Spoiler: Both outfits look terrible. #Libra 👗 #astrology #horoscope

Venus sits in Libra like a bad fashion trend, nice from afar, tragic up close. #libra, your ‘balance’ is just indecision in heels. 👠 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Libra: The universe gifts you charm… Right before shoving you off a cliff. Enjoy that five seconds of balance before the chaos. #Libra 💔 #astrology #horoscope

Venus is sparkling but, #libra, you’re still as easy to knock over as a paper straw. No, flattery won’t save you from today’s harsh truths. 🍸 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in your sign, Libra, but Mars in Scorpio already RSVPd chaos. Good luck juggling delusion with disaster. #Libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope