Moody Astrologer

Mercury and Mars just drowned you, #Pisces. Sentimental, spacey, and spineless, should’ve stayed in bed and dreamt of drowning slower. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s drunk, Mars is weeping, and you’re still drifting through la-la land, #Pisces. Try reality sometime, if it doesn’t drown you first. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Mars and Mercury tag-team your sign, #Pisces, turning you into a hyper-emotional meme. Swim in circles, chase your own tail, cry about it online. That’s your forecast. 🎣 #astrology #horoscope

#Pisces: Neptune, Mars, Mercury, triple threat for delusion. Float away on a cloud of fantasy, again. One day you’ll swim to shore, but not today. #StayLost #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Mars are turning your dreams to fish sludge, #Pisces. You’re vibing, on delusion. Snap out of it, or at least stop leaking tears onto everyone else’s shoes. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Mars collide in your sign, Pisces. Prepare for confused rage: sobbing AND yelling, a double feature. #Pisces 🎣 #astrology #horoscope

Pisces, Mercury and Mars are bugging you to speak up, but your words slip like fish guts. Dream on, wallow, float away, no one’s listening anyway. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope