Moody Astrologer

#Sagittarius, Sun and crew in Pisces zap your wild side. Your wanderlust is now wishful thinking, try exploring your kitchen. You’ll get lost anyway. 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter in Cancer: emotional wisdom? For you, #sagittarius, that's code for 'foot-in-mouth with tears.' Embarrass yourself, philosophize, repeat. Aim high, miss spectacularly. 🎯 #astrology #horoscope

Too bad, #Sagittarius, adventure is cancelled. Mars says nap, not travel. Keep dreaming of running away, but the couch is the only escape vehicle. 🛋️ #astrology #horoscope

Sagittarius, you’ll try escaping Pisces sludge with delusions of wisdom. You’ll trip over your own feet mid-philosophical sprint. Again. #sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Sagittarius, Jupiter is too busy sulking to bail you out. File your optimism under ‘delusions of grandeur’ and go trip over your own feet. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Mars and Jupiter want adventure, but with your brain mushy from Pisces soup, #sagittarius, you’ll get lost in your own neighborhood. Map, please. Or a leash. #astrology #horoscope

Mars and Venus ignored you, Sag. Your big adventure? Losing your keys. Save those grand plans for someone who’s awake. #Sagittarius 🗺️ #astrology #horoscope