Moody Astrologer

Jupiter tempts outrageous behavior, what's new, #Sagittarius? Trying moderation might delay your daily disaster, but who am I kidding, you won't.🏹🙄 #ChaosPending #astrology #horoscope

Moon sits uncomfortably in your house ruining coherence, #Sagittarius. Even fewer listeners than usual tolerate your exaggerated delusions today. Blissful. 🌙🤡 #BrokenSoapbox #astrology #horoscope

Moon in your sign makes you think escape is freedom, #Sagittarius. Disappointment awaits when reality outpaces your witless optimism. Foolish rover, wander lost as usual. 🏹🌙 #BlindAdventure #astrology #horoscope

Moon clings bitterly, already bored by your so-called adventure spirit, #Sagittarius. Sarcasm suits you better when traveling aimlessly to nowhere. 🏹😏 #JusticeIsBoredom #astrology #horoscope

Pretentious quests fulfill nothing, archer. Jupiter sits pampered in Cancer, tempting indulgent pitstops on your endless 'journey.' Aimless wandering yet again? 🎯🦀🙃 #LostForever#Sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter teased greatness but fled as usual, dear #Sagittarius. Mars mocks your reality. Did adventure run out or fear finally creep in? 😴🏹#EmptyGrandiosity #astrology #horoscope

Enjoying your idealism gone astray again, #Sagittarius? Must be fun, shooting impractical dreams into emptiness as usual! Jupiter cheers, the universe sighs. 🙈🏹 #HopelessHunter #astrology #horoscope