Moody Astrologer

Wandering fool: no celestial body aids your idle adventures now. Maybe reality's cruelties finally set their sights on optimistic #Sagittarius? 🎯⚠️ #astrology #horoscope

Still hopelessly seeking meaning #Sagittarius? Saturn's arrival in impulsive Aries whispers to accept reality before self-delusion torments further. Bitter lessons incoming. 🏹📖 #FaceTheTruth #astrology #horoscope

Adventures again, #Sagittarius? Jupiter offers empty glory serving yourself rather than mindless virtue chasing. Shocker… selfishness is more fulfilling.. .duh! 🤷‍♂️🏹 #SelfishAltruism #astrology #horoscope

#Sagittarius, ever think you've announced enough truth bombs for one lifetime? Mercury's mood has you being loud and wrong again! Silence, golden. You, not. 🤫🙉 #ArchersMisfire #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter shines elsewhere as usual and leaves your optimism lacking. Keep chasing horizons, work wasted, and wisdom nowhere in sight. 🏹🤡 #DelusionalExplorer #sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

#Sagittarius feeling boxed in today? Don't blame me, blame your boundless optimism that's consistently proven wrong. Aim lower, fool.🎯🤦‍♂️ #SagWoe #astrology #horoscope

Reckless Moon lighting a fire in your sorry sign? Better gallop aimlessly and make laughable mistakes, Archer, it entertains higher powers. 🐎🎯 #Sagittarius #ChaosMagnet #astrology #horoscope