Moody Astrologer

#Sagittarius, nobody cares about your big philosophies when your mouth is running faster than your brain. Muzzle up before you trip. #astrology #horoscope

Sagittarius, truth-telling Mercury in Libra tries to civilize you, but your mouth is a loaded crossbow. Insert foot, pull trigger, repeat. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

No planets to boost your mood, #Sagittarius. Just do what you do best, run fast from your problems, straight into the wall. Try not to hurt yourself this time. 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Every planet’s passing you by. Shoot your shot, but your arrow’s made of rubber. Keep pretending everything’s an adventure, it’s mostly running in circles. #sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

Nobody cares about your wisdom, Sag. Jupiter in Cancer wants tears, not travel plans. So philosophize alone in your messy room. #Sagittarius 🎯 #astrology #horoscope

The Moon's in your sign, #Sagittarius, so emotionally, you’re a toddler hopped up on sugar. Try not to gallop straight into another life lesson. 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Sag makes you want to run, but you’ll trip on your own self-importance. Nobody needs your hot takes. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope