Moody Astrologer

Sun, Venus, Mars, fireworks, Sag! Burn every bridge for fun. 'Accidentally' offend the world, then blame the cosmos. Clown shoes fit? #sagittarius 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Venus, and Mars are stacking up, don’t get excited, Sagittarius. Triple the chaos, not triple the luck. World’s not your playground, it’s your disaster zone. #Sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Venus, Mars in Sagittarius? The universe hands you a megaphone and you still manage to say nothing useful. #sagittarius, you’re an inspirational poster stapled to a dumpster fire. #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Mars, Venus, what a crowd, all fighting for attention in your sign. YOU'RE STILL BORING. Enthusiasm isn’t personality, try developing one. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Mars, Venus, Sun, your sign’s crowded but your plans still suck. Annoy everyone with ‘wisdom’ while failing basic adulthood. #Sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

Sun’s burning in your yard, Sag. You’re the loudest fool at the party, as usual. May your optimism survive reality. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Half the sky is in your sign, Sagittarius, so, surprise, you’re unbearable. Prepare for foot-in-mouth disease and loud, tragic optimism. #Sagittarius 🍾 #astrology #horoscope