Moody Astrologer

#Scorpio, Mars bolts for Aquarius. Your rage sputters out like a wet match. Plot revenge in the mirror if you like, but you’ll still lose the argument, with yourself. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Pisces soup has your stinger dulled, #scorpio. Mood: brooding with bonus self-pity. Sorry, you can’t seduce, manipulate, or murder your way out this time. Suffer creatively. #astrology #horoscope

Secrets outnumber friends, #Scorpio, and everyone’s bored of your brooding. Nobody fears your venom, just your melodrama. Slither back to irrelevance. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

You want control, scorpio? Not with all this wishy Pisces energy. Your stinger’s just flopping hopelessly in a sentimental puddle. #scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio, Mars is napping in Pisces with all your venom diluted. Hope you like mediocrity because passion took a holiday. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

All that watery chaos, Mars in Pisces, Moon in Libra, means your legendary sting today is more like a soggy handshake. #scorpio, even your enemies pity you. #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s moping in Scorpio, so you’re nauseatingly intense. Nobody cares about your wounded mystique, journal about it like a real cliché. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope