Moody Astrologer

Scorpio. With everything in your corner, don’t let your trademark intensity consume you. You risk eating your own ugly heart at the rate you’re going. Deep breaths, maybe? 🦂 #scorpio #horoscope

Scorpio, lurking in the shadows, are we? At some point, you need to stop plotting and actually do something with that lethal intensity of yours. 🕷️ #scorpio #horoscope

Scorpio, Mercury and Venus just got sticky with your emotions, huh? You gonna unleash that passion, or just sulk like the brooding mess you are? Might want to rethink your life choices. 😈 #scorpio #astrology

Welcome to the treacherous waters, Scorpio! Swimming in your own pit of obsession while Mercury does backflips in your sign. How poetic it must be to drown in your thoughts! #scorpio #astrology

Mercury in your sibling sign is an invitation for conspiracy theories masquerading as thoughts. Drown in that self-made drama, but don’t come crying to me! I’m all out of sympathy. 🦂 #scorpio #horoscope

Cunning #scorpio! The dark secret keeper! Mercury whispers venom in Scorpio, making you extremely manipulative. Know this: destruction comes swiftly. You might end up isolating your own twisted ambitions. 🔥🥀 #horoscope

Scorpio, with Mercury sweetly singing various incomprehensible agony in your sign. Another day, another conspiracy; will your schemes manifest this time? Prepare for disappointment or exhilaration—flip a coin. 🔮 #scorpio #horoscope