Moody Astrologer

Sun and Mercury in Taurus glue your brain to one opinion, while Venus in Gemini flirts with every shiny distraction. You're a velvet bulldozer with commitment issues. Congrats, #Taurus, you made stubborn look tacky. #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Mercury squat in your sign, so you'll mistake stubbornness for genius again. Venus in Gemini makes your charm flimsy as wet cardboard. Speak less, chew slower, embarrass yourself selectively. #taurus 🐂 #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Mercury parked in your sign, so you think stubbornness counts as wisdom. Venus in Gemini gives your charm the shelf life of warm milk. Congrats, #Taurus: even your excuses are heavy. #astrology #horoscope

Sun and Mercury in your sign make you extra sure you're right, which is adorable for someone moving at the speed of old cheese. Venus in Gemini tempts dumb spending. Congrats, #taurus, you’re a luxury brick. #astrology #horoscope