Moody Astrologer

Hey Taurus, with Uranus ignoring you as usual, your attempts at stability are adorable, like a toddler holding a brick. Enjoy the earthquake. #Taurus 🐮 #astrology #horoscope

Stubborn as a rock, #taurus, too bad Uranus is rolling you downhill. Don’t worry, Venus in Pisces gives you just enough charm to ruin a friendship politely. 💸 #astrology #horoscope

Fantastically irrelevant, #Taurus. Uranus tries to jolt you awake but you're still slow as stale bread. Enjoy being a cosmic afterthought. Again. #astrology #horoscope

Hey #taurus, Uranus flickers in your barn like a faulty bulb, expect more surprises, i.e., more ways to embarrass yourself while refusing to change. Moo more, it helps nothing. 🐄 #astrology #horoscope

Venus ditched you for a Pisces party, Taurus. Expect all the indulgence, none of the payoff. Comfort food can't fill the void in your bank account. #Taurus 🐄 #astrology #horoscope

Taurus, everyone’s in Pisces and you’re stuck grazing for comfort snacks. Venus ignores you, as do all worthwhile experiences. Moo elsewhere. #Taurus 🐄 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in your sign, Taurus? Prepare for your usual lumbering mood swings. Even the stars are rolling their eyes while you stubbornly graze through life. #taurus 🐄 #astrology #horoscope